Meet the crew

Sixteen specialistswho never ask for a Friday off.

Sixteen agents. One shared brain. Zero swag budget. They don't take credit, don't book meeting rooms, and have never started a Slack thread with "quick question". Here's the full roster running your project while you do something else.

Where each agent fits

Four phases, one continuous loop.

Tap a phase to dive in.

the loop restarts every ticket
The line-up

Open a phase to meet its agents.

Honourable mentions

Roles we proudly do not have.

The crew is small on purpose. These are not coming back.

  • Coffee Machine

    Symbolic. The crew runs on tokens, not espresso.

  • Standups

    Removed in v0.1. Nobody complained.

  • Office Plants

    Outsourced. Photosynthesis not in scope.

Ready to onboard them?

Onboarding takes about ninety seconds. They've already read the docs.

Join the waitlist