Sixteen specialistswho never ask for a Friday off.
Sixteen agents. One shared brain. Zero swag budget. They don't take credit, don't book meeting rooms, and have never started a Slack thread with "quick question". Here's the full roster running your project while you do something else.
Four phases, one continuous loop.
Tap a phase to dive in.
Open a phase to meet its agents.
The Researcher
Reads the paper so you don't have to. Comes back with three options and a recommendation.
The Product Manager
Turns "make it pop" into a milestone. Quietly removes the third nice-to-have so you can ship the first two.
The Architect
Draws the system before you finish the sentence. Has opinions on hexagonal architecture and refuses to talk about them at parties.
The Designer
Knows the difference between #111 and #121212 and will defend it. Spacing scale is a love language.
Roles we proudly do not have.
The crew is small on purpose. These are not coming back.
- Coffee Machine
Symbolic. The crew runs on tokens, not espresso.
- Standups
Removed in v0.1. Nobody complained.
- Office Plants
Outsourced. Photosynthesis not in scope.
Ready to onboard them?
Onboarding takes about ninety seconds. They've already read the docs.